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Art and Science of Public Farting. Become a Fart Warrior: -

Fart is associated with mankind even before the wheel was invented. No one knows how many farts were emitted before the invention or after the invention and made their way into troposphere , Stratosphere and so on.   I hope some lucky farts even made their way into Exosphere and even went to meet some aliens.  A research has proved that every second thirty million people are farting across the globe. Gee, I am just kidding,though it could be true.   Lot of things have been said about other topics like Art of War( a famous book), Is marketing Art of Science (Philip Kotler) etc. but nothing has been written about understanding human psychology when they fart.  Believe me nothing gives man/women more pleasure than releasing a fart which they are holding and refusing to let go as they are ashamed as they are surrounded by other people. Fart warriors are those who can fart in group of people and can stay calm and say ‘Why are you looking at me? What happened. Why are you mak

What my Red 3 feet Punching bag taught me.

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I bought a punching bag around six seven months back. I remembered when I placed it over my shoulder to hang it on the third floor of my house my balls got a short circuit as it was pretty heavy. Usually when I box I often feel that I am Rocky Balboa and some chicks are staring me from a corner in the word and I get pumped up.  But in reality the hot chick who lived nearby my house is under strict scrutiny of her mother and because of this she is missing training of a Stalliaon. Till this previous paragraph I have used a trick which is called “Exaggeration” giggle. Reality is I usually get tired and loose focus  in a short span of around ten minutes and the only person who is witnessing me is a old men who is enjoying the sun on top of his roof and I guess he is myopic. I got inspired by a youtube video  called Heavy Bag Boxing Drills - The 30-30-30   and got ready to practice it. I watched the video with precision and absorbed all the details. Till third roun

Deh Siva Var Mohe

Y esterday  I remembered these lines taught to me by my English Teacher in Schools. Now when I again looked it back it means a lot. It often happens with me that what I leaned in school I understand it now. ਦੇਹ ਸਿਵਾ ਬਰੁ ਮੋਹਿ ਇਹੈ ਸੁਭ ਕਰਮਨ ਤੇ ਕਬਹੂੰ ਨ ਟਰੋਂ ॥ ਨ ਡਰੋਂ ਅਰਿ ਸੋ ਜਬ ਜਾਇ ਲਰੋਂ ਨਿਸਚੈ ਕਰਿ ਅਪੁਨੀ ਜੀਤ ਕਰੋਂ ॥ ਅਰੁ ਸਿਖ ਹੋਂ ਆਪਨੇ ਹੀ ਮਨ ਕੌ ਇਹ ਲਾਲਚ ਹਉ ਗੁਨ ਤਉ ਉਚਰੋਂ ॥ ਜਬ ਆਵ ਕੀ ਅਉਧ ਨਿਦਾਨ ਬਨੈ ਅਤਿ ਹੀ ਰਨ ਮੈ ਤਬ ਜੂਝ ਮਰੋਂ ॥੨੩੧॥ [1] Deh siva bar mohe eh-hey subh karman te kabhu na taro. Na daro arr seo jab jaye laro nischey kar apni jeet karo. Arr sikh ho apne he mann ko, eh laalach hou gun tau ucharo. Jab aav ki audh nidan bane att he rann me tabh joojh maro. देह शिवा बर मोहे ईहे, शुभ कर्मन ते कभुं न टरूं न डरौं अरि सौं जब जाय लड़ौं, निश्चय कर अपनी जीत करौं, अरु सिख हों आपने ही मन कौ इह लालच हउ गुन तउ उचरों, जब आव की अउध निदान बनै अति ही रन मै तब जूझ मरों ॥२३१॥ Translation: O Lord grant me the boon, that I may never deviate from doing a good deed. That I shall not fear when I go

Cycle Wala Roadie :

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Caution: - L ot of mixed emotions are written below which doesn’t makes sense. You will get confused. If you are afraid of the long article and it seems cumbersome to read it. I understand. It’s human. But if you somehow go through it, know that it doesn’t makes sense at all but in the end leaves a smile on your face, my job is done . Welcome to the club. You are insane like me.  We all get a chance to meet some wonderful people during course of our life. Few days back on facebook wall of one of my iconoclast friends we called sharma g I saw this: ========================================================================= Dear Dhanno 6 years and 60000 kms later, our love has only grown. You have taken me places and shown me the stars on nights in your lap. You have taken me to garages and shown me the stars in broad daylight too. Now, just as you may find it tough to see me held together with knee caps as I kick-start you every morning, I find it tough to see you he

Bakchodi CV

BAkchodi CV: One of the worst things I about corporate rut is called a CV. Bhecnho people trust a piece of paper more than you. We right all terms like innovative, instrumental, dynamic, agressive and all kind of Crap. Which mkaes it look like a biggest piece of fiction. Then there are HR experts who fight on difference between resume and CV. Ladies and gentleman, I present you the new list bakchod CV which is a true reflection of who you are. To create a backhod CV you need to write down the truth about yourself on the paper bina darey. For example I will write about PJ. So here is how it looks:- ============================== ============================== =============== Name: PJ a.k.a Ricky behel Date of Birth: Sweet 16. Address:-operations- Dhakoli, Zirakpur. Production Tohanna, Hariyana. Sales Office:- Noida, Norway, Ccalifornia, Japan, Bhenchod world is not enough. I have a plot on Mars also. Phone Number:- +91-696696969 Objective:- Har ek haseena ke, ba