Human Being -Just Like you

I was inducted into the base camp hall of fame when I joined my new circus around year back.    Prior to it I thought that only Outlook was evil but what a fool I was. (“Ignorance is Bliss” recently learned this phrase from my colleague).  At first I thought that it is some sort of camp with some bon fire, guitar, hot babes and beer. My expectations nose dived once I was told to open a specific URL (Cant’ name it or my employer will fire not to forget I will hit back with a fire extinguisher). It had green colour I thought it was some kind of grass, soothing effect but once I opened it my life took a turn a hairpin bend to make it precise. I was told it was used to do some sort of collaboration, in marketing classes collaboration is a cult. They join fingers of both hand a bit above their face and say collaborate but I think at place of collaboration it is used to exasperate all of its users. Sob Sob.  I learned to operate it I thought like a girlfriend relation will get

Year was March 2012. It was holi splash splash yeahhhhhhhhh. For my international fan following who doesn't know about this festival Google it and you will get the answer. After a small ceremony in family I was acting as the lazy couch Potato and taking my limits to next level.   Suddenly something kicked in me. I started My 15, 00 CC rubber burning machine Pulsar placed some colour in the luggage box and burned the road trying to be Valentino Rossi. (Just kidding its 150 cc and I like to drive safe, as the name is liar’s poker so I can get bet Naughty J ). To put things straight I had an urge that I must meet my friends on this day, splash them with colours and have a good time.  Following sequence of some permutation and combination I landed at the one of my English speaking Hindi colleagues. We call him Pattha. I parked my bike in front of his house, flashed   my HTC explorer(Yeah I am bragging about my new phone though I don’t know how to dial a number ) and called him

CTC if you look at these three words “C”, “T”, “C” at the first glance they look pretty simple straight forward. If west life (the boy band you are right) looked at it they would have said wow this guy is talking about Coast to Coast event after a decade. For astute followers of tea it stands for “Crush, Tea, and Curl” but no I am not talking on these dimensions. Even I just googled the latter definition of CTC just now ;). Coming to point and not shining the bullshit further today’s post of CTC I meant cost to company. I don’t know who has coined this term but whoever did it must be very naughty. HR people I can see the spark in your eyes. Ahh I remebered there was a India Tea commercial also called CTC eEa :) Simply speaking CTC is your cost to the company/organization where you work. Since first relation between employee and employer is economic relation (Quoted from Direction, Vineet Nayar 2008 I guess) it is this figure that company pays you. If your CTC is 6,000,000 India