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Cycle Wala Roadie :

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Caution: - L ot of mixed emotions are written below which doesn’t makes sense. You will get confused. If you are afraid of the long article and it seems cumbersome to read it. I understand. It’s human. But if you somehow go through it, know that it doesn’t makes sense at all but in the end leaves a smile on your face, my job is done . Welcome to the club. You are insane like me.  We all get a chance to meet some wonderful people during course of our life. Few days back on facebook wall of one of my iconoclast friends we called sharma g I saw this: ========================================================================= Dear Dhanno 6 years and 60000 kms later, our love has only grown. You have taken me places and shown me the stars on nights in your lap. You have taken me to garages and shown me the stars in broad daylight too. Now, just as you may find it tough to see me held together with knee caps as I kick-start you every morning, I find it tough to see yo...

Bakchodi CV

BAkchodi CV: One of the worst things I about corporate rut is called a CV. Bhecnho people trust a piece of paper more than you. We right all terms like innovative, instrumental, dynamic, agressive and all kind of Crap. Which mkaes it look like a biggest piece of fiction. Then there are HR experts who fight on difference between resume and CV. Ladies and gentleman, I present you the new list bakchod CV which is a true reflection of who you are. To create a backhod CV you need to write down the truth about yourself on the paper bina darey. For example I will write about PJ. So here is how it looks:- ============================== ============================== =============== Name: PJ a.k.a Ricky behel Date of Birth: Sweet 16. Address:-operations- Dhakoli, Zirakpur. Production Tohanna, Hariyana. Sales Office:- Noida, Norway, Ccalifornia, Japan, Bhenchod world is not enough. I have a plot on Mars also. Phone Number:- +91-696696969 Objective:- Har ek haseena ke, ba...

Fountain Head By Ayn Rand: Feed me more-A book written ahead of times

I downloaded a movie called The Fountain in year 2007 and thought this is made on movie Fountain Head. I watched a particular intimate scene in nit for 4 to 5 time and then it was part of history. After 5 years I ordered the Ayn Rand book set( Fountain Head and Atlas Shrugged) online and to my amazement it was delivered free of cost to me. ( reason classified , you have to sign a NDA to get the lid opened :D) . My friend ravpreet and Jitendar told me to read this book as this is mind boggling and boond faad and I started reading it. It has three or four main characters Howard Roark(Protagonist, iconoclast architect ) , Peter Keating(Corporate Slut), Toohey ( Mind game specialist), Dominique Francon( Hot chick , beauty with brains) and Gail Wyand (reminds you of willain in Hindi movies who turn good after some time). All of these characters are splendid and while I was reading it I found I had a shade of all these characters in my personality. The more I would like to be like Ro...

Al Pacino's Inspirational Speech

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PepsiCo: Memoir of summer training assault, faults and funny vaults

It was year2010. The time was of summer internship placements for our MBA batch. I was reluctant to Join any the corporate rut but as luck had it I applied for it. If my memory serves right it was stated by a rigorous pseudo intellectual rounds at campus then followed by couple of same boring weasel rounds in Gurgaon. The best part was we went from college to PesiCo office in cab. There were around ten people ( No pretty Chick L ). We left in night from Chandigarh , I was excited that a very pretty so called “Placement Coordinator” of our college will meet us in Gurgaon. I am an optimist to the core!!. We reached Gurgaon, I took the eye candy , said something doesn’t makes any sense in the interview to weasels and by error were selected for summer training for Pepsico which I never knew will turn into memoir of assaults, faults and a memoir of  funny vaults.   Selected weasels from our college were three baboons.  Bhupinder Singh , our turbanator whose mot...

Survivor - Burning heart (Rocky IV) HQ

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Burning heart Two worlds collide, rival nations It's a primitive clash, venting years of frustrations Bravely we hope against all hope, there is so much at stake Seems our freedom's up against the ropes Does the crowd understand? Is it a East vs. West, or man against man Can any nation stand alone? In the burning heart, just about to burst There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable thirst In the darkest night, rising like a spire In the burning heart, the unmistakable fire, in the burning heart In the warrior's code, there's no surrender Though his body says stop, his spirit cries never Deep in our soul a quiet ember Knows it's you against you the paradox that drives us on It's a battle of wills, in the heat of attack It's the passion that kills The victory is yours alone In the burning heart, just about to burst There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable thirst In the darkest night, rising like a spire In the burni...

Poor Little Rich Slum—Rashmi Bansal: No Silicon Valley, No Princeton University its all About Dharavi my friend

Dharavi is a cauldron bubbling with enterprise, with a never-say-die attitude. With spirit and spunk ” I have been in exile for quite a long time. One day I suddenly watched amazing blog of my friend Jimmy Jay @ http://personalstreet.blogspot.in/ and thought I should also pen down something.  Recently I brought the fourth book written by “Rashmi Bansal” (https://twitter.com/rashmibansal )Poor Little Rich Slum. I ordered the book along with biography of Fauja Singh at dirt cheap price. But that was it. They were lying in one corner when one day I just picked Poor Little Rich Slum and flipped the pages. My inspiration to buy this came when I visited Bombay in year 2010 for a bakchodi aka presentation contest. Once we landed at the airport and were driving towards the destination I saw a huge rather mammoth slum and thought wow!! These guys have serious balls if they can stay in this mess. Smile on their face made me confused.   Time filed by and the in year...