Maslow's hierarchy of needs vs My hierarchy
For the past
few days I often this discuss this term or sperm (courtesy Vicky Donor) with my
friends. I often say that my friends like JB, KP and me lie in the lowest rung of pyramid as we
haven’t hit the tunnel yet and veterans
like PJ, JJ are in at the level three and friend RD and SS at level 5.
Those who
must be thinking what Maslow theory all about do a Google and you will find
out. Hit images under Google and you will see a triangle with following
parameters( bottom to top):
- Physiological needs
- Safety needs
- Love and belonging
- Esteem
- Self-actualization
Mr. Abraham
Maslow says that whenever human reaches fulfil a certain level he jumps to next
level. I still remember in final year of engineering when my teachers were
making sure that we mug this topic she said food, hunger and sex are the basic
needs at level 1 and all when everyone heard about sthe word sex the entire
class went bersek as boys had boner and may be girls reached their orgasm;) in subconscious
mind.
In the circus
where I work as a dog with other dogs controlled by ring master, I often wonder
where is the triangle? On introspection I
came to know activities that we perform like making sure workplace is a cybercafé
by playing tennis, chatting, e-shopping , making strange noises when we see a
pretty chick , playing office office ,
doing useless paper pushing, reading and watching about great personalities as
well as hot babes, our daily actions form various stage of Maslow needs.
I look at various cats and wolves working on
system with a dead soul I realize they are at level 1, I watch a iPhone chick
playing with her hair I know that I am at level 1.Realising
the fact that we can perform more stunts that current jamboree can’t give us
transcends to level 4 and 5. When salary is credited and we order pizza it’s at
level2.
Behind all
these levels, all the rat race I am sure that most of us become very
comfortable when we reach level3. Jumping at level 4 and 5 makes us leave the
comfort zone and that is why I see saw many people around me with extraordinary
capabilities and sperm of Aryans :D race (Again Vicky donor I love the chick
blush blush) doing stupid work.
Steve Jobs, Sachin
Tendulkar, Aamir Khaan etc. are few of the epic dudes whom I see at level 5.
Bhagavad- Gita also
mentions the about Maslow theory and so
does Maark Twain when he says “The Two Most Important Days In Your Life Are The Day You Are Born, And The Day You Find Out Why. “ .
I also want to transcend to level 5. My heart
says yes and my sperms say yeahhhhhh!! Yes you will. Let’s see what happens
next .
What’s
your story . Do you want to go to Level 5. Let me know thought and what your
sperm says.
This post is dedicated to:-
- Tohanna Texas https://twitter.com/#!/parteekjain
- Dogra Regiment: https://twitter.com/#!/rohitdogra
- Jiimy jay: https://twitter.com/#!/JimmyShout
And not to mention hot chick Yami Gautam : https://twitter.com/#!/yamigautam11
Stay Young Stay raw!!
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